Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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