so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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