Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The best revenge is premature balding
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You are the jesus of drinking
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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