Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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