I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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