I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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