Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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