she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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