If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to have your abortion
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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