At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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