No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Im part way to drunk.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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