i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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