I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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