piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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