Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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