do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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