so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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