haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.