your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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