yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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