i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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