Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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