do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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