Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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