I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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