Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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