What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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