Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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