are you still at the devil's house?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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