He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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