He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Shame - the story of my life.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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