i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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