is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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