"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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