Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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