I just cut my nipple shaving
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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