can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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