So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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