But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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