so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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