i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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