"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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