i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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