Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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