I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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