Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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