Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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