I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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