Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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