This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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