your room smells of hookers.
And success
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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