are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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