just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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