Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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