Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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