She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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