he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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