chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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