Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Randomize
