There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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