He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
